{"id":7759,"date":"2020-12-16T14:46:52","date_gmt":"2020-12-16T14:46:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bitsacard.com\/blog\/?p=7759"},"modified":"2025-02-13T13:58:13","modified_gmt":"2025-02-13T13:58:13","slug":"que-faire-avec-les-etrennes-de-noel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bitsacard.com\/blog\/fr\/que-faire-avec-les-etrennes-de-noel","title":{"rendered":"Que faire avec les \u00e9trennes de No\u00ebl?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Et oui, No\u00ebl est l\u00e0.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Les vacances commencent et de nombreux projets envahissent nos portables: rendez-vous entre amis, voir la famille, c\u00e9l\u00e9brer le nouvel an, profiter des cadeaux de No\u00ebl et aussi du temps pour se reposer.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Surtout apr\u00e8s les tirages de joue de cette ch\u00e8re tante avec une voix stridente qui finit par s&rsquo;enivrer avant la fin du d\u00eener du r\u00e9veillon de No\u00ebl.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Keep calm, smile and post an Instagram stories!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">En plus de finir le ventre bien rempli, une autre <strong>chose tradition de No\u00ebl est de terminer le portefeuille plein de billets et de pi\u00e8ces<\/strong>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cFric\u201d, \u201ctune\u201d, \u201cbl\u00e9\u201d, \u201cpognon\u201d, comme tu veux l\u2019appeler. <strong>Le fait est que donner de l&rsquo;argent ne se d\u00e9mode jamais &#8230; et on adore!<\/strong> Et encore plus si on est fauch\u00e9.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ce qui se d\u00e9mode, c&rsquo;est la fa\u00e7on de recevoir ces \u00e9trennes de No\u00ebl tant attendues.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\"><strong>Esp\u00e8ce? WTF?????\u00a0 C\u2019est pass\u00e9 de mode!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Qu\u2019est-ce-que je fais avec un billet de 20 \u20ac si je veux acheter la derni\u00e8re extension du jeu vid\u00e9o auquelle je suis super accro? Qu\u2019est-ce-que je fais avec tous les billets et pi\u00e8ces si je veux acheter des v\u00eatements et d&rsquo;autres bonnes affaires dans des magasins qui ne sont pas dans ma ville?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\">DRAMA IS REAL<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Que faire avec les \u00e9trennes de No\u00ebl?<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nous sommes la g\u00e9n\u00e9ration Z, l&rsquo;argent liquide est d\u00e9pass\u00e9, maintenant nous payons avec le portable et avec notre propre carte. Tu n\u2019as toujours pas ta <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/bitsacard.com\/blog\/fr\/bitsa-young-la-carte-prepayee-pour-les-jeunes\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">carte Bitsa Young<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Suis ces instructions si tu veux savoir que faire avec tes \u00e9trennes de No\u00ebl. 10 \u00e9tapes simples<\/span>:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 130%;\">1) <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Habille-toi en mode \u201c beau\/belle goss\u201d pour le d\u00eener de No\u00ebl<\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 100%; height: 0; padding-bottom: 56%; position: relative;\"><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" style=\"position: absolute;\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>via GIPHY<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 130%;\">2) <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ne te plains pas si tu es toujours assis \u00e0 la \u00abtable des enfants\u00bb avec le reste des cousins \u200b\u200b(tu as d\u00e9j\u00e0 de la chance de ne pas \u00eatre celui qui s&rsquo;occupe de toute la troupe)<\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/\" width=\"480\" height=\"392\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>via GIPHY<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 130%;\">3) <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mange\u00a0 jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 exploser<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span>\u00a0#FoodComa<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 100%; height: 0; padding-bottom: 177%; position: relative;\"><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" style=\"position: absolute;\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/uMhhMAVdJb4MU\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>via GIPHY<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 130%;\">4) <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Souris \u00e0 tous les commentaires qu\u2019on te fait sur combien tu as grandi cette ann\u00e9e et \u00e0 quel point tu ressembles physiquement \u00e0 un parent \u00e9loign\u00e9<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 100%; height: 0; padding-bottom: 56%; position: relative;\"><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" style=\"position: absolute;\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/JTVMLhQPSkIec\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>via GIPHY<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 130%;\">5) <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Attends calmement &#8211; et avec fausse surprise &#8211; le moment des cadeaux de No\u00ebl<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 100%; height: 0; padding-bottom: 75%; position: relative;\"><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" style=\"position: absolute;\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/VJHtXeMHViHRHvKGKm\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>via GIPHY<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 130%;\">6) <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Re\u00e7ois tes \u00e9trennes de No\u00ebl et arr\u00eate d\u2019actuer. (Oui, c\u2019est bon tu peux arr\u00eater de sourire \u00e0 tout le monde<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">).<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 100%; height: 0; padding-bottom: 56%; position: relative;\"><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" style=\"position: absolute;\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/snF5Y3u327Zew?video=0\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 130%;\">7) <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sors ton portable, <strong>t\u00e9l\u00e9charge l&rsquo;application Bitsa<\/strong> et demande ta <a href=\"https:\/\/bitsacard.com\/blog\/fr\">carte Bitsa Young<\/a><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 100%; height: 0; padding-bottom: 56%; position: relative;\"><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" style=\"position: absolute;\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/l1J9wqGDJiXDhhzJC\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>via GIPHY<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 130%;\">8) <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>\u00c9change tes \u00e9trennes contre des coupons de recharge pour ta carte Bitsa<\/strong>, que tu peux trouver dans des centaines de magasins physiques et en ligne: Carrefour, Fnac ou SixthContinent<\/span>. <\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 100%; height: 0; padding-bottom: 99%; position: relative;\"><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" style=\"position: absolute;\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/3kswyO5U7X4s7l4P73\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>via GIPHY<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 100%; height: 0; padding-bottom: 116%; position: relative;\"><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" style=\"position: absolute;\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/uyWTOgNGGWfks\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>via GIPHY<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 130%;\">9) <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">G\u00e8re ton argent confortablement, quand et comme tu veux. Directement depuis l&rsquo;application!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/fLs7qZ6rU7B6X0uxv3\" width=\"480\" height=\"265\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/reaction-fLs7qZ6rU7B6X0uxv3\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 130%;\">10)<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong> Invite tes amis \u00e0 profiter de Bitsa Young<\/strong> et ainsi pouvoir vous envoyer de l&rsquo;argent instantan\u00e9ment.<\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 100%; height: 0; padding-bottom: 56%; position: relative;\"><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" style=\"position: absolute;\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/KDYIq1KdrUQg0\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>via GIPHY<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 100%; height: 0; padding-bottom: 56%; position: relative;\"><iframe class=\"giphy-embed\" style=\"position: absolute;\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/l2JdXy8xasypvE0Ni\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>via GIPHY<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Qu\u2019est-ce-que tu veux de plus? Un livre, un pyjama et des chaussettes sont les cadeaux garantis que tu sais d\u00e9j\u00e0 que tu vas avoir, comme \u00e0 chaque No\u00ebl. Dis stop et devance tout le monde en demandant ta <strong>carte pr\u00e9pay\u00e9e<\/strong> sans attache, sans compte bancaire, sans frais de maintenance qui sortent de je ne sais o\u00f9. Just enjoy!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 130%;\">Ah\u2026 et <strong>Mery Xmas!!!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Et oui, No\u00ebl est l\u00e0. Les vacances commencent et de nombreux projets envahissent nos portables: rendez-vous entre amis, voir la famille, c\u00e9l\u00e9brer le nouvel an, profiter des cadeaux de No\u00ebl et aussi du temps pour se reposer. Surtout apr\u00e8s les tirages de joue de cette ch\u00e8re tante avec une&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":8810,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,293],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bitsa-fr","category-finance-fr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitsacard.com\/blog\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitsacard.com\/blog\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitsacard.com\/blog\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitsacard.com\/blog\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitsacard.com\/blog\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bitsacard.com\/blog\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7759\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitsacard.com\/blog\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bitsacard.com\/blog\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitsacard.com\/blog\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bitsacard.com\/blog\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}